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This is a fun one that I have played on other forums; we'll see if it gains ground here. Simply make a wish... and watch it go places you never intended!

Example:

" I wish I lived in the tri-state area."

"Granted! You now live between Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. Have fun in Cincinatti!"

Do we all understand? Let's begin the madness!

I wish I didn't have to go to Spainsh tomorrow.

Granted... but Cosmo the Fairy is president. The universe will disentegrate into ash before sundown. On the bright side, Phineas declared 365 days of summer vacation for everyone.

I wish I had mayonaise for my chicken sandwich.

Granted; but due to an unknown allergy to a a substance in your may-on-naise, you lose complete control of your left elbow for the rest of the the and are unable to properly enjoy your sandwich as you should have been able to do.

Well, that is pretty predictable for Cosmo to do. And I would worship Phineas if he did that!

ChatterBox, you forgot a wish and your signature should say "Perry Christmas to all and to all a good morning! =D"

I wish I had the Phineas and Ferb Nintendo DS game that my friend is torturing me with cuz she got it for her birthday.

Granted! You play it, but it's a gigantic letdown. Just like most other licensed games.

I wish I had a perfect looking (and nonlethal) Perry tattoo on my back. In full color.

granted now the the issue is that the world is utterly too nice and everybody gets sick of all the eceptance.

I wish my computer wasn't so stupid!

Granted! But now it's smart enough to come to life and kill you, your friends, and your family. Eventually, the world. Nice one!

I wish today was Christmas Eve so I could open 1 present of my choice. Which would be Perry of course! I finally took him out of the wrapping paper to see what he fully looks like. Adorable! But then I wrapped him back up in a different wrapping paper that was identical to the other one. Clever!

(whoa no way ! I do the 1 gift thing too) granted, but you soon find out that it wasn't perry it was socks

I wish I could create a portal to the second dimenion, ditch my family and go hang out with Phineas and Ferb!

Granted! But then your family came to that dimension and took you back, only to destroy the portal to it when you're outside of it. Then you get sent to juvie.

I wish my friend, Gaby's cell phone was on so I can ask her what time her fricken psrty was! Gosh! She won't answer her home phone either.

granted but now she tells you to stop calling her because she thinks you are a stalker

I wish it was snowing

Granted! But then a snowstorm blew your house down so now you have to live in an igloo for 40 years cuz they snow never went away, thus killing Global Warming and setting your town into a new Ice Age and then sabertooth tigers come back to eat you.

I wish my mom's Christmas present didn't take up half of the tree space. It's a huge office chair and it's half as tall and wide as the tree!

Granted now it takes up all the tree space

I wish americans would stop saying Canadians live in igloos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted! But now, (because everyone knows there's got to be one culture sereotyped), all the Yugoslavians now believe the Canadians live in igloos. Alright!

I wish I knew why my mom got my a stuffed llama for Christmas...

granted, you will never be the same again...

I wish time could stop when ever i wanted it to and everyone would freeze except me

Grantd; too bad you don't know how to unfreeze it! Good luck living the next sixty five years or so alone!

I wish I my computer's speakers would malfunction and stop working.

Granted! Then they burst into flames and burn down your house when your asleep, burning all of your most prized posessions and organs. You could still probably donate your body to science.

I wish my family would stop watching that old show "Emergency!" and watch something recent for a while. I would even make an acception to SpongeBob since my family loves it.

Granted, they get rid of your TV.

I wish I was exempt from final exams.

Granted! Now you're exempted off the face of the Earth.

I wish I could die.

(my friend did that.)

Granted. You get to die the most torturous, painful death the human mind can possibly comprehend. Congrats.

I wish I knew exactly what my friend's mother was planning for my birthday (judging by some of her comments so far, I have a right to be scared).

Granted! But it's so horrifying that your eyes melt and you scream for so long that your voice box burns out. Poor vocal cords.

I wish time zones didn't mess up my long distance relationship with my online friends.

Seriously, one of them is in Vietnam and the only time I talk to her is when we're both awake and it's 2:30 A.M. here and 2:30 P.M. there. I stay up late, yes. We could do another time, but we both happened to be on at that time. Same thing with my friend in Paraguay, though not as drastic.

Granted! All your online friends move into your house, eat your food, weatch your TV, go to your school, and share a bed with you. Have fun trying to provide for all of them!

I wish there were more classes that applied to my major this semester.